How I Become a Millionaire Meme Script: Every ChatGPT “Get a Job” Line
Updated 2026-10-16 · By HowIBecome
Short answer: the meme is four lines in about 13 seconds. (1) “ChatGPT, how I become a millionaire in 30 days?” (2) “Get a job.” — read off the screen. (3) “Bro, what are they talking about?” (4) “ChatGPT, what if you don't want to get a job and you want to be a millionaire?” Everything else is timing and a very offended face.
One photo · original sound, lip-synced
Line by line, with timing
One handheld vertical shot, filmed by a friend about a meter away. The timings below follow the original rhythm closely enough to land every beat:
- 0–4 s: phone held to the mouth like a voice note. “ChatGPT, how I become a millionaire in 30 days?”
- 4–5.5 s: lower the phone, stare at the screen, wait for the secret.
- 5.5–6.5 s: read it out, completely flat: “Get a job.”
- 6.5–8 s: look up, insulted: “Bro, what are they talking about?”
- 8–9.5 s: type fast with both thumbs, frowning.
- 9.5–13 s: phone back to the mouth: “ChatGPT, what if you don't want to get a job and you want to be a millionaire?”
How to sell it
Play the first line completely seriously — this is a real business question to you. The wait should be hopeful. “Get a job.” must be read with no emotion at all, as if the words physically hurt you to say. Then the reaction: not confused, offended. You're defending your dream to a phone.
The second question is the stubborn part. Ask it like you've found a loophole. If you only have a few seconds, “Bro, what are they talking about?” is the strongest single beat to end on.
Keep the camera close and a little unsteady, like a friend filming on a whim. The joke needs to feel unplanned; a tripod and perfect lighting make it look like an ad.
Script twists people use
Most remakes keep the lines word for word, but small changes can make yours stand out:
- Change the deadline: “by Friday”, “before my rent is due”.
- Change the asker: a dog, a cat, your grandma (with permission).
- Add a friend who reads the screen and bursts out laughing.
- End on a beat of silence and a slow stare at the camera.
Remaking it with AI instead
If you'd rather not film, upload one photo here: the scene, the beats and these exact lines are already set up, lip-synced to the original sound in your clip. Clips come in 480p or 720p HD, from $8.99.
Frequently asked questions
Is it “ChatGPT” or “ChatGBT” in the meme?
The spoken lines say ChatGPT; the original caption spells it “ChatGBT” as part of the joke.
Is the first line “ChatGPT, how do I become a millionaire”?
Almost — it's “ChatGPT, how I become a millionaire in 30 days?”, without “do”. The broken grammar is part of the bit, so keep it if you film your own.
How long is the original skit?
The original reel is about a minute long — he asks ChatGBT several questions in a row. The millionaire part that everyone remakes is the first 13 seconds.